English Adult humor

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

약역: 

 정자를 받아오라고, 항아리를 주었는데,

 빈 항아리로  오는지라

 할배 두 손 으로 다 해도 안되고,

할매 두 손으로 해도 안되고,

이웃 집 도움을 청했냐고 의사가 물어서, 

옆집 여자 도 안되고,

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아무리해도, 항아리를 못 열었다는 것이네요.